Learn to survive secondhand PMS

Did you know that about half of all women have PMS at some point in their lives? That means you’re likely to have a coworker, boss, sister and not-always-beloved significant other who turns from Beauty to Beast once a month.

Stop secondhand PMS in its tracks with The Prince and the PMS: The Survival Manual. Written by a confessed serial dater and a life/ relationship coach, this hilarious look at premenstrual syndrome offers guidance or “guydance" that can stop the misery right now.

We’ll help you figure out how to minimize your exposure to PMS while seeming like a caring, helpful guy. You’ll learn how to:

• Get PMS Alerts to warn you of the coming hormonal hurricane
• Avoid sticky situations
• Offer support without getting sucked in
• Manage your PMS relationships like a pro
• Make sense of WomanSpeak

Right up front, we’ll deal with PMS FAQs like “Is PMS for real or does it belong in the fake-orgasm-I-have-a-headache category of women's behavior?” Freebie answer: “PMS is real, and it literally cramps the style of millions of women and anyone within 10 city blocks. Living with PMS can turn your life into a monthly low-budget, horror flick: Nightmare on YOUR Street!”

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“My mom wasn't like this, how come my girlfriend/wife is?” Freebie answer: “Don't go there. Nothing good can come from comparing your mother to a woman you're sleeping with!”

Speaking of which, this book makes a great bachelor party gift.

You’ll also learn everything you need to know about PMS. We’ll answer questions like: What makes the women in my life to turn crazier than Mike Tyson? Does PMS really affect breast size? Sounds promising Should she see a doctor (or an exorcist)? Zits, migraines, hissy fits…what’s next, boils and chin hair? How do you know if it’s PMS or something else…like rabies? And most importantly: Will I ever get laid again?

The Prince and the PMS makes sense of those and many other questions that have plagued men for eons.

Face it: There are things you do that aggravate her and her PMS. They may be the same slip-ups that for the rest of the month would result only in "the look" or a door slam, but during PMS could provoke a nuclear meltdown. Whether it's forgetting she likes her kung pao chicken extra spicy or lingering too long on a Baywatch rerun as you channel surf, there are triggers in every relationship. But, set off a premenstrual woman, and she'll be on your ass faster than Siegfried & Roy.

That’s why we’ll teach you the Stop, Drop & Roll PMS safety technique that will prevent you from ever being burned again!

If you’re like every other straight man on the planet, you probably wonder what’s really going on during those few days (or heaven help you) weeks a month when PMS hits home.

Most women experience depression, wild mood swings, blimp-like bloating and an unraveling of their self-esteem. They feel ugly, slow, tired, stressed and generally worthless.

Put yourself in their pumps, for a minute…think of your worst performance anxiety nightmares. You know the ones: Carmen Electra and her hottest friends are ready and willing, but you're not able. It's kind of like that for her but without the breasts, short skirts and stilettos. Sucks, doesn't it?

So how do you deal with this monthly disaster? The Prince and the PMS is the "magic remote" that changes the channel on chaos and tunes in a happier, more peaceful life.

You'll learn to tinker with the way you confront the Premenstrual Terminator whose moods turn your life upside down. Dude, like a clogged garbage disposal, you can fix this!

We summarize everything for you with easy Q&As, charts that detail the “right” responses to her rants, and guides that will help you spend more time watching ESPN® and less time talking about any dreaded "R" words (Relationship, Responsibility or Romance – choose your poison).

Get the skinny on:

• Why women eat everything that doesn’t run from them during PMS
• The different types of PMS that can make your life hell
• Avoiding the Mouth Traps that can send your relationship into a downward spiral
• Staying Sane and loving your Premenstrual Princess back to health.

If you’re a guy (and we’re assuming you are) there isn’t a single tip in this book worth less than the $14.95 price!

Get tips like:

• Give her some quiet time to help with stress reduction–hers and yours!
• Unless you have a flak jacket and industrial strength jock, don’t try to talk about her issues during PMS.
• Contrary to what she may scream, PMS isn’t anyone’s fault.
• Never say you understand. Unless you have ovaries, you don’t.
• A complete list of things you should NEVER say during PMS.

Bonus

You’re about to score bigtime: This is two books in one.

On the flip side, there’s an entire PMS Owner’s Manual for women, The Princess and the PMS. In it, women will find everything they need to beat their hormones into submission with 170 pages of remedies that will help her kick serious PMS ass and jump-start her sex drive!

Your $14.95 investment is about to pay huge dividends: It can make the impossible possible, the out-of-control under control, and out-of-control sex possible!

Thought you’d never be able to lick PMS? Now you can. We’ll give you the money shots that will help you support her recovery.

We know that PMS is scarier than seeing your mother naked, but it’s time to confront the enemy. With this book, you can be her hormone hero; without it, you can keep being the shmuck who gets blamed for everything from the size of her ass to global warming.

Buy a copy for your sweetheart today so you both can reclaim life without PMS winning the home advantage.