Romance FAQ

Q. I hear orgasms relieve pms symptoms, what is best way to romance my gal during her pms?

A. Tantra Rituals – one you can do at home is called Awaken All Your Seneses. Massage music for touch. Feathers & fur for touch. Maraccas, cymbols & singing bowl for sound. Fruit – strawberries & pineapple for taste, and essential oils like lavender & rosemary for smell.

Q. Should I be honest, when my girl friend asks me if I think she looks fat?

A. No, unless the truth is that she doesn’t. Always tell a girl she looks great.

Q. What if your significant other starts yelling at you for no reason during her pms? Should you fight back?

A. Strike a balance. Don’t fight with intensity back, but don’t be a pushover either.

Q. What if she wants that 2nd bowl of ice cream? Should you stop her?

A. No. Let her have it. She might misunderstand you to think she looks fat by telling her not to have another bowl.