Summary of PMS types

Needy Nelly	22%
Overly Sensitive Ophelia	7%
Doomsday Debbie	11%
Schizophrenic Sue	25%
Angry Ann	9%
Multiple PMS Traits	26%
Total	100%

What type of PMS are you dealing with?

More emotion-packed than a World Series 10th inning, more terrifying than the phrase "I'm late" from a girl who looks vaguely familiar, and more death-defying than outrunning pissed-off Spanish bulls, PMS whips the biggest, baddest and brightest among us. Like a rash, it appears suddenly, gets worse before it gets better and depending upon the gross-out factor, makes being seen in public a problem.

When PMS drops the "B" (rhymes with "pitch") bomb, monogamy seems downright cruel and Ms. Right becomes Ms. Who the Hell is That? before your very eyes. Want to find out more about this stranger who visits monthly? Take the following quiz and discover what type of PMS you're both suffering from.

During certain days of the month…

1. …it feels as if you've entered the twilight zone because: *

a. nothing you say is right

b. she cries for no apparent reason

c. you haven't a clue what the argument is about

d. she goes from delirium to despair in an instant

e. your belongings are on the front lawn

2. …her most prominent symptoms are: *

a. groaning and moaning

b. breasts the size of Volkswagens®

c. male bashing marathons with her girlfriends

d. zero tolerance levels for…EVERYTHING!

e. all of the above

3. …she's most likely to say/scream: *

a. "You're not here for me emotionally."

b. "Who ate my (enter ANY food item here)?

c. "Why me?"

d. "Hold me. Don't touch me. I love you. Get out!"

e. "My mother was right about you!"

4. …she spends most of her time: *

a. brushing off crumbs from her sweats

b. convinced she's pregnant

c. shouting ultimatums

d. predicting the apocalypse

e. packing

5. …you earn the most brownie points for: *

a. giving her a brownie

b. mopping the floor

c. complimenting her

d. clipping her toenails

e. increasing your life insurance

6…the emotional climate at home can be described as: *

a. a cold front

b. a flash flood

c. a high pressure system

d. a dense fog

e. emotional climate?

7. …you can reduce her symptoms by: *

a. giving her a massage

b. kissing her ass

c. hiding all mirrors and reflective surfaces

d. leaving

e. mashing an Ambien™into her second dinner

8. …her sex drive: *

a. peaks at inopportune times (i.e. the 7th game of the NBA finals)

b. starts with 45 minutes of pleading and ends with a banana split

c. depends on the TV lineup

d. fluctuates with her personalities

e. what sex drive?

9. …arguments are most frequently about: *

a. your driving

b. your insensitivity

c. your nose hair

d. your existence

e. the toilet seat

10. …the magic words are: *

a. "I'm sorry."

b. "Have you been working out?"

c. "I finally fixed the _____."

d. "How 'bout some new shoes? "

e. "You're right. I'm an idiot."

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